Wife for sale: A little over 50 yrs old and short. Talks alot and has plenty of talking left in her. Is a great cook as you can see by some photos of me. Does not spend a lot of money and is very thifty, she is an early riser so you don't need an alrm clock, she will wake you. Points out all the things you have promised to do and have not done,she does this daily.She enjoys the Library,reading,cooking,cleaning,nagging,walking,Dr Phil and things along that line. Willing to trade for somthing a little bit better or best offer. Thanks.
Barry Landis said
Sep 20, 2013
Any Pics??? How is she with 12yr going on 21yr old females? Or would you consider an even trade for a 12 yr old female and a deaf Bull Dog named Pudd?
Patrick G said
Sep 20, 2013
I thought I put this in "The for sale by member area"If I send you photos I'm afraid I wont even get Pudd. Do you have an old bench or rocking chair?
Craig said
Sep 21, 2013
Are these wives sold "As Is?" Any warranty or return policy? I'm asking for a friend. Also, he might want to put some aftermarket parts on them, so just want to make sure.
-- Edited by Craig on Saturday 21st of September 2013 12:17:22 AM
Doug Rucker said
Sep 21, 2013
I always heard you could sell anything....guess they were right.
BTW you described my wife perfectly so let any buyer know that "BUT WAIT THERES MORE, call now and we'll throw in one more, at no additinsl cost"
Patrick G said
Sep 21, 2013
I once clocked my wife talking for 45 minutes straight, I finally stopped her. So no, there is no reciept sold as is....no backs. After the sale I will be moving with no forwarding address.
Doug Rucker said
Sep 21, 2013
Craig wrote:
Are these wives sold "As Is?" Any warranty or return policy? I'm asking for a friend. Also, he might want to put some aftermarket parts on them, so just want to make sure.
-- Edited by Craig on Saturday 21st of September 2013 12:17:22 AM
Theya re sold "as hoped"
Patrick G said
Sep 21, 2013
She hates roof cleaning,looks for any reason for me not to do it. I even mentioned I might do windows next year and she's already starting in. Now she wants me to do couple things....Hey Art what you and your wife doing next Friday? Ed?
-- Edited by Patrick G on Saturday 21st of September 2013 10:13:54 PM
Capital Roof Wash said
Sep 22, 2013
Pat, can she run a Soft Wash rig? If so, I have a mounted sailfish to trade trade. Call me.
Art O said
Sep 22, 2013
Well my wife is probably getting her Hair, Nails and Toe's done, Maybe a spray Tan Too
Andy Hinson said
Sep 22, 2013
I'd be happy with a concubine or two
Capital Roof Wash said
Oct 5, 2013
Game Chaser wrote:
I'd be happy with aconcubineor two
What are you into .. a mix of beastyality and sea-foodality? That's pretty sick man!!
-- Edited by Ray Wilkinson on Saturday 5th of October 2013 11:51:03 PM
Andy Hinson said
Oct 6, 2013
Would perfer a younger freshly waxed shaved.Its a dream. Been married all my life. Happy but never satisfied.
Andrew Snyder said
Feb 12, 2014
This post is too funny. PS make sure they don't have your pass code for this site.
Ed Thompson said
Feb 12, 2014
Patrick G wrote:
She hates roof cleaning,looks for any reason for me not to do it. I even mentioned I might do windows next year and she's already starting in. Now she wants me to do couple things....Hey Art what you and your wife doing next Friday? Ed?
-- Edited by Patrick G on Saturday 21st of September 2013 10:13:54 PM
I will take her on a few conditions: She must have a boat with motor, must know how to cook and clean fish. Please send photo of boat and motor.
Liberty SoftWash Lisa said
Feb 12, 2014
Andrew Snyder wrote:
This post is too funny. PS make sure they don't have your pass code for this site.
Or have a profile on this site! Notice no comments from Eric. LOL
Art O said
Feb 12, 2014
Ed Thompson wrote:
Patrick G wrote:
She hates roof cleaning,looks for any reason for me not to do it. I even mentioned I might do windows next year and she's already starting in. Now she wants me to do couple things....Hey Art what you and your wife doing next Friday? Ed?
-- Edited by Patrick G on Saturday 21st of September 2013 10:13:54 PM
I will take her on a few conditions: She must have a boat with motor, must know how to cook and clean fish. Please send photo of boat and motor.
He's Got the Boat Ed, You gotta get him to throw it in with the Deal
RIP Rapid HotClean said
Feb 13, 2014
I just sold one three months ago and took a BIG loss. Why the heck would I want another?
John Aloisio said
Feb 13, 2014
Eric sent all of us a PM with his sales pitch for you.....lol...just kidding!
Aselton said
Oct 19, 2015
Lmao, I love it! Marriage is something. My beautiful wife has learned everything you said somehow after 10-12yrs. Maybe it's just naturally in them, yes it's definitely coming from within.
Wife for sale: A little over 50 yrs old and short. Talks alot and has plenty of talking left in her. Is a great cook as you can see by some photos of me. Does not spend a lot of money and is very thifty, she is an early riser so you don't need an alrm clock, she will wake you. Points out all the things you have promised to do and have not done,she does this daily.She enjoys the Library,reading,cooking,cleaning,nagging,walking,Dr Phil and things along that line. Willing to trade for somthing a little bit better or best offer. Thanks.
I thought I put this in "The for sale by member area"If I send you photos I'm afraid I wont even get Pudd. Do you have an old bench or rocking chair?
Are these wives sold "As Is?" Any warranty or return policy? I'm asking for a friend. Also, he might want to put some aftermarket parts on them, so just want to make sure.
-- Edited by Craig on Saturday 21st of September 2013 12:17:22 AM
BTW you described my wife perfectly so let any buyer know that "BUT WAIT THERES MORE, call now and we'll throw in one more, at no additinsl cost"
I once clocked my wife talking for 45 minutes straight, I finally stopped her. So no, there is no reciept sold as is....no backs. After the sale I will be moving with no forwarding address.
Theya re sold "as hoped"
She hates roof cleaning,looks for any reason for me not to do it. I even mentioned I might do windows next year and she's already starting in. Now she wants me to do couple things....Hey Art what you and your wife doing next Friday? Ed?
-- Edited by Patrick G on Saturday 21st of September 2013 10:13:54 PM
Pat, can she run a Soft Wash rig? If so, I have a mounted sailfish to trade trade. Call me.
Well my wife is probably getting her Hair, Nails and Toe's done, Maybe a spray Tan Too
I'd be happy with a concubine or two
What are you into .. a mix of beastyality and sea-foodality? That's pretty sick man!!
-- Edited by Ray Wilkinson on Saturday 5th of October 2013 11:51:03 PM
I will take her on a few conditions: She must have a boat with motor, must know how to cook and clean fish. Please send photo of boat and motor.
Or have a profile on this site! Notice no comments from Eric. LOL
He's Got the Boat Ed, You gotta get him to throw it in with the Deal
Eric sent all of us a PM with his sales pitch for you.....lol...just kidding!