How about someone try to throw a joke up every now and then?
Irish Job Application Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the resultswere in, amazingly, both men had only one wrong answer.
The manager went to Murphy and said, " Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the American thejob." Murphy, "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job." Manager, " We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed."
Murphy, " And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
Manager, " Simple. On question number 7 the American wrote down, 'I don’t know.' "
You put down,"Neither do I."
Art O said
Nov 1, 2013
I can't see it, can you make the FONT bigger
SprayWash said
Nov 1, 2013
Art you're probably need to delete this one quickly or move it to the password-protected side:
A rich and powerful sheik had three sons he wanted to bestow gifts to each one of them: his oldest son had an interest in horses. The sheik asked him what is your wish and the son replied "I would like to breed racehorses." The chic purchased 1000 acre ranch in Kentucky stocked with all of the tools and toys for horsebreeding.
The second son was 18 years old and expressed a desire to be a playboy in monte Carlo. The chic bought him a house on the Riviera, fancy cars, the finest clothes and set him up in grand Playboy style.
The youngest son was only nine and he told his father "daddy I love Disney World and I love watching Mickey Mouse. What I would like more than anything is a Mickey Mouse outfit" The sheik bought his son an ugly shingles franchise.
waxman18324 said
Nov 1, 2013
Ray,
Now that's funny and I love it.
Hank
Art O said
Nov 1, 2013
SprayWash wrote:
Art you're probably need to delete this one quickly or move it to the password-protected side:
A rich and powerful sheik had three sons he wanted to bestow gifts to each one of them: his oldest son had an interest in horses. The sheik asked him what is your wish and the son replied "I would like to breed racehorses." The chic purchased 1000 acre ranch in Kentucky stocked with all of the tools and toys for horsebreeding.
The second son was 18 years old and expressed a desire to be a playboy in monte Carlo. The chic bought him a house on the Riviera, fancy cars, the finest clothes and set him up in grand Playboy style.
The youngest son was only nine and he told his father "daddy I love Disney World and I love watching Mickey Mouse. What I would like more than anything is a Mickey Mouse outfit" The sheik bought his son an ugly shingles franchise.
No I will leave this for Gary to read. He is here every day reading. I think he likes it here
SprayWash said
Nov 1, 2013
Ok then let me add this disclaimer.... The above Joke regarding sheik and his three sons was in no way meant to degrade, ridicule, criticize or bring any type of malicious or negative energy or thoughts towards any roof cleaning company/ franchise in particular. I was actually going to use the name "Thompson roof cleaning" however my "t" key on the keyboard was not functioning properly at the time I was typing in the joke. My sincerest apologies if anyone is offended.
Patrick G said
Nov 3, 2013
I can't wait until Gary's a memeber on here, be nice to have the entire "old crew "together!
Doug Rucker said
Nov 3, 2013
Hey wait a minute...I been told I'm a Shiek...oh wait in it wasn't a Shiek..it was piece of oh never mind.
SprayWash said
Nov 3, 2013
you fargin filthy son of a biscuit eating piece of sheik!
Patrick G said
Nov 3, 2013
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend....
And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..
Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike."
He said "but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies: . . . . . . . "I did, they're in your tackle box".
Life is hard, it's a lot harder if you're stupid.- John Wayne
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Art O said
Nov 3, 2013
Here's a Joke. Gary's on the outside looking in.
Doug Rucker said
Nov 6, 2013
The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in the Taliban inhabited areas of Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
mistersqueegee said
Nov 6, 2013
Saw this one on a marquis and it made me smile - What do you call a Grizzly with no teeth?
A gummy bear
Patrick G said
Nov 6, 2013
What did one Doe say to the othere? "I'll never to that for a Buck again! "
Ed Thompson said
Nov 6, 2013
Chinese guy been having trouble with his vision. Goes to the eye Dr and after a brief exam the Dr says "Mr Chang, did you know you have a cataract?"
Mr Chang corrects the Dr and says "No, I have Rincoln Continentar"
How about someone try to throw a joke up every now and then?
Irish Job Application
Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the results were in, amazingly, both men had only one wrong answer.
The manager went to Murphy and said, "
Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the American the job."
Murphy, "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job."
Manager, "
We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed."
Murphy, "
And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
Manager, "
Simple. On question number 7 the American wrote down, 'I don’t know.' "
You put down, "Neither do I."
A rich and powerful sheik had three sons he wanted to bestow gifts to each one of them: his oldest son had an interest in horses. The sheik asked him what is your wish and the son replied "I would like to breed racehorses." The chic purchased 1000 acre ranch in Kentucky stocked with all of the tools and toys for horsebreeding.
The second son was 18 years old and expressed a desire to be a playboy in monte Carlo. The chic bought him a house on the Riviera, fancy cars, the finest clothes and set him up in grand Playboy style.
The youngest son was only nine and he told his father "daddy I love Disney World and I love watching Mickey Mouse. What I would like more than anything is a Mickey Mouse outfit" The sheik bought his son an ugly shingles franchise.
Ray,
Now that's funny and I love it.
Hank
No I will leave this for Gary to read. He is here every day reading. I think he likes it here
And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..
Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike."
He said "but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies: . . . . . . . "I did, they're in your tackle box".
Life is hard, it's a lot harder if you're stupid.- John Wayne
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A gummy bear
Mr Chang corrects the Dr and says "No, I have Rincoln Continentar"
Dam