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Patrick G · Approved Exterior Cleaner

Jokes?

Art O · Approved Exterior Cleaner

I can't see it, can you make the FONT bigger

SprayWash · Approved Exterior Cleaner

Art you're probably need to delete this one quickly or move it to the password-protected side:

A rich and powerful sheik had three sons he wanted to bestow gifts to each one of them: his oldest son had an interest in horses. The sheik asked him what is your wish and the son replied "I would like to breed racehorses." The chic purchased 1000 acre ranch in Kentucky stocked with all of the tools and toys for horsebreeding.

The second son was 18 years old and expressed a desire to be a playboy in monte Carlo. The chic bought him a house on the Riviera, fancy cars, the finest clothes and set him up in grand Playboy style.

The youngest son was only nine and he told his father "daddy I love Disney World and I love watching Mickey Mouse. What I would like more than anything is a Mickey Mouse outfit" The sheik bought his son an ugly shingles franchise.

waxman18324 · Founding Member Rest in Peace

Ray,

Now that's funny and I love it.

Hank

Art O · Approved Exterior Cleaner

SprayWash wrote:
Art you're probably need to delete this one quickly or move it to the password-protected side:

A rich and powerful sheik had three sons he wanted to bestow gifts to each one of them: his oldest son had an interest in horses. The sheik asked him what is your wish and the son replied "I would like to breed racehorses." The chic purchased 1000 acre ranch in Kentucky stocked with all of the tools and toys for horsebreeding.

The second son was 18 years old and expressed a desire to be a playboy in monte Carlo. The chic bought him a house on the Riviera, fancy cars, the finest clothes and set him up in grand Playboy style.

The youngest son was only nine and he told his father "daddy I love Disney World and I love watching Mickey Mouse. What I would like more than anything is a Mickey Mouse outfit" The sheik bought his son an ugly shingles franchise.

No I will leave this for Gary to read. He is here every day reading. I think he likes it here

SprayWash · Approved Exterior Cleaner

Ok then let me add this disclaimer.... The above Joke regarding sheik and his three sons was in no way meant to degrade, ridicule, criticize or bring any type of malicious or negative energy or thoughts towards any roof cleaning company/ franchise in particular. I was actually going to use the name "Thompson roof cleaning" however my "t" key on the keyboard was not functioning properly at the time I was typing in the joke. My sincerest apologies if anyone is offended.

Patrick G · Approved Exterior Cleaner

I can't wait until Gary's a memeber on here, be nice to have the entire "old crew "together!

Doug Rucker · Vender

Hey wait a minute...I been told I'm a Shiek...oh wait in it wasn't a Shiek..it was piece of oh never mind.

SprayWash · Approved Exterior Cleaner

you fargin filthy son of a biscuit eating piece of sheik!

Patrick G · Approved Exterior Cleaner

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend....

And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..

Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike."

He said "but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies: . . . . . . . "I did, they're in your tackle box".

Life is hard, it's a lot harder if you're stupid.- John Wayne

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Art O · Approved Exterior Cleaner

Here's a Joke. Gary's on the outside looking in.

Doug Rucker · Vender

The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in the Taliban inhabited areas of Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

mistersqueegee · Approved Window Cleaner

Saw this one on a marquis and it made me smile - What do you call a Grizzly with no teeth?

A gummy bear

Patrick G · Approved Exterior Cleaner

What did one Doe say to the othere? "I'll never to that for a Buck again! "

Ed Thompson · Approved Exterior Cleaner

Chinese guy been having trouble with his vision. Goes to the eye Dr and after a brief exam the Dr says "Mr Chang, did you know you have a cataract?"

Mr Chang corrects the Dr and says "No, I have Rincoln Continentar"

Doug Rucker · Vender

What the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam